Archive for September, 2006

Ubuntu: Linux Thongs for Human Beings

Ubuntu ThongUbuntu is an African word. It’s also a pretty impressive and user friendly Linux distro. But apparently the BBC thinks its a thong. Today they posted a lengthy article about how British politicians are beginning to embrace the word, at the urging of former US President Bill Clinton. The word in English roughly means ‘I am because you are’. And wouldn’t you know it, toward the end of the piece they display an example of Ubuntu: an image of a thong ripped straight from a CafePress store.

Either this is just really sloppy intern research or a brilliant interloper making a subtle statement about political libidos.

Via Valleywag

Another Day; Another Bad Bill

Again, we go to the fine people at IPAC for the latest in anti-geek legislation slithering its way through Washington:

Few power plays are as blatant and harmful as the PERFORM Act (S. 2644) from northern California’s own Dianne Feinstein. Simply put, PEFORM revokes your right to tape radio shows while imposing draconian DRM on all internet radio.

The Audio Home Recording Act (AHRA) explicitly allows a person to record radio programs for their own personal use. In exchange, we all pay a Hollywood Cartel tax on some blank CDs and tapes. It’s a bill that has served us well for over a decade, but now with advanced satellite radio
receivers that allow paying subscribers to time shift their favorite programs the Hollywood Cartels are asking for ‘backsies’ on the AHRA. Always eager to please her real constituents in Hollywood, Dianne Feinstein stepped up to the plate and introduced PERFORM.

But, if overturning the AHRA wasn’t enough, Feinstein slipped in a provision that changes the Copyright Act to force Internet radio stations to impose the most severe and draconian DRM possible. All of the Internet radio stations that you know and love will be forced to abandon MP3
streams. Innovative companies like Pandora are already heavily burdened and taxed by the DMCA, forcing them to spends additional money to license DRM is an undue burden.

There you go. So how do you challenge your righteous anger? Why by picking that bastion of twentieth century, the phone.

Call Senator Feinstein and let her know that you smell a rat. By voicing your opposition to her PERFORM Act, you can remind Feinstein that there are voters - and consequences - outside of Hollywood.

* DC: (202) 224-3841
* San Francisco: (415)393-0707
* Los Angles: (310)914-7300
* San Diego: (619)231-9712
* Fresno: (559) 485-7430

HP Scandal True Stranger than Fiction

Thank you ValleyWag. I just wish the sequence of events was made up (or at least exaggerated!

HP Spy-vs-Spy!

Oh well. It just means that our HP ‘We’re Listening’ T has more ‘legs’.
HP - We're Listening (In)

Muppet Matrix

Yes, I know bringing up the Matrix is a cringe-worthy offense for a majority of geeks. However, just for a moment, lets suspend the harsh reality that numbers 2 and 3 were created and focus on just our first exposure to vertically scrolling green text.

Or, more accurately, the Muppet version. Yes, that’s right: Kermit stands in for Keanu in this computer animated Matrix trailer do-over (and, strangely, a cgi puppet seems more emotional). The casting of Rizzo the Rat for Cypher? Inspired.

IPac Notice; S1RA Suxxors

A particularly nasty political action notice from IPAC came across my inbox recently. IPAC is a political action committee focused on creating balanced information policy. They’re Geeks that have to occasionally wear suits. Anywhoo, from the release:

In June we brought attention to S1RA (The Section 115 Reform Act), which
has the laudable goal of bringing mechanical licensing into the 21st Century. However, buried deep within the legislation was a provision that required all incidental copies of a song to have their own separate license. In other words, a copyright holder could charge you for every copy that exists in a caching server, your ISP’s own cache, or even the buffer on your computer. It’s double dipping, redefining fair use, and now it’s back and worse than ever. S1RA lives on under the title of the Copyright Modernization Act of 2006. Sounds ominous enough. It still includes all the terrible provisions of S1RA by taking aim at Internet radio and satellite radio by gutting the Audio Home Recording Act, which explicitly allows devices to time-shift radio.

CMA is trying to elbow itself into law by wrapping itself in a good bill: the Orphan Works Act of 2006. This bill is an important piece of legislation that removes significant hurdles that artists have to jump to create their art. Right now, with our over-reaching copyright regime, if a documentary film makers wants to include an image, film clip, or song in their work, but no copyright holder can be found, the film maker is out of luck. OWA allows the artist to include the work, assuming they employed due diligence to track down the copyright holder, and would severely limit any damages stemming from an infringement suit if the owner suddenly reappeared.

However good the Orphan Works Act is, S1RA is worse and negates the benefits that come from OWA. We cannot sacrifice our technological future by imposing an innovation tax on internet and satellite radio.

For a FAQ on CMA and to find out how to stop it please see:
http://ipaction.org/campaigns/cma/

Thanks very much for your continued support of IPac.

There you go. Every developer knows that feature creap leads to bad software. Why don’t politicos understand that being able to add amendments to bills willy-nilly also leads to bad results?

New Shirt: Major League Geek

Major League Geek ShirtWhile the weekend is here and most are out and about lamenting the waning days of summer we at Militant Geek are still setting up the T’s. From the blurb:

Is your coding on the major league level? Are you a pro geek? Now there’s a league just for you! Wear this T-Shirt with pride and let those sports nuts know that theirs isn’t the only game in town.

Available in the MilitantGeek Shop today!

Only Greedy Workaholics Need Apply

Paul Kedrosky, a ‘venture capitalist, media personality, speaker, and entrepreneur’, has stated that people who are willing to move to a nice, scenic area to take a job need not apply at one of his companies. As he states:

I want people who are greedy, competive bastards who would move to Fargo in January to make money, and who don’t know any other way to work than hard. The rest of it is a distraction.

Lovely. In other words employees are just a means to an end; cogs in a money engine. And if they burn out in a soulless drive toward big bucks swap ‘em out. They can get their work-life balance on somebody else’s time.

Ugh. Stay classy Paul.

Hacktivism Opportunities

Got righteous geek anger? Don’t know how to express it? Luckily we’ve got two great opportunities to let that little placard waving hellion inside out.

The first is One Web Day, an opportunity to snuggle close to your broadband router and coo ‘Cum-Ba-Ya’ to it. Or, as the official site states:

One Web Day

The mission of OneWebDay is to create, maintain, advance, and promote a global day to celebrate online life: September 22, 2006.

Considering that one-third of the Internet is pr0n and another third is redundant information plan your day accordingly.

The second item is Banned Books Week running from September 23-30th and initiated by the American Library Association (ALA). Throughout time a number of classic tales have fallen victim to harsh ‘Think-of-the-Children!’ alarmism. I’m not talking about the PlayDude ‘articles’. I referring to such ’scandalous’ works as To Kill a Mockingbird and The Grapes of Wrath. Google is all over this in a big way, serving up these classic tales for anyone to read or download.

Be aware comrades!

Google Wins, New Poll, New Shirt!

Well, when it comes to masked Mexican steel cage matches El Muchachos Del Google reign supreme. Bill has slunk off to spend another billion of Buffett’s money, Larry’s aloofness got so large he is now floating somewhere in the rafters, and Steve is pacing the ring like it was a Mac conference shouting how he was ‘Insanely Great’. Mios Dio! Now we have to make a shirt. While the concept of the four of them in Mexican wrestling masks seemed funny now I actually have to render the non sequitur.

There’s a new poll up and this time I’ve made sure each would conceptually be doable. Vote for your favorite idea. Voting on the newest design will close on Monday, September 25 so make sure to vote now!

Web 2.0 SurveyFinally, the winner of Poll #1, How to Mock a Bubble is now available in the MilitantGeek store. The ‘Web 2.0′ Survey has a lovely ‘beta’ badge, wet floor effect, and Arial Rounded Bold (the font of choice for a softer, more squeezably soft bubble). Get your shirt today before the bubble (and your chance to express moral superiority) goes all Ben Affleck!

Just In: Segway, still Lame

Following on our brief volley of tech news we mentioned that Segway had done a recall of all Segways ever sold. Apparently there was a defect that caused everyone’s favorite punchline to buck like a bull in a China shop. Ever diligent in seeking out T-shirt parodies we set our crack team of designers (a homeless guy who’ll work for clean socks and a couple of retired circus monkeys) on a mission: make with the funny!
Unfortunately, we underestimated the sheer magnitude of the segway’s suckitude. Despite our best efforts and a whole pack of cotton hosiery a segway parody remains faithful to its source: a big bunch of blah. Toss this stinker in the ‘Failed Shirts’ bin.
Segway Parody