Just In: Segway, still Lame
Following on our brief volley of tech news we mentioned that Segway had done a recall of all Segways ever sold. Apparently there was a defect that caused everyone’s favorite punchline to buck like a bull in a China shop. Ever diligent in seeking out T-shirt parodies we set our crack team of designers (a homeless guy who’ll work for clean socks and a couple of retired circus monkeys) on a mission: make with the funny!
Unfortunately, we underestimated the sheer magnitude of the segway’s suckitude. Despite our best efforts and a whole pack of cotton hosiery a segway parody remains faithful to its source: a big bunch of blah. Toss this stinker in the ‘Failed Shirts’ bin.
July 26th, 2007 at 10:22 am
[...] At MilitantGeek we’ve never liked the Segway - it always seemed to be a ridiculously complex and expensive solution in search of a problem. However, IndieTech - for the reasonably modest price of $15 - lets you buy into something worth supporting: geek hubris. The Segway Beta isn’t just a tshirt; its a reminder that ridiculous products are comedy gold. [...]