Digg Guys on What a Woman Wants
Just in time for Valentine’s Day comes sage advice from the inebriated face plates of Diggnation. In their most recent installment, approximately 18:58 in, Alex Albrecht and Keven Rose reveal the secret on the minds of many-a-man this month: what a woman wants:
AA: Women want to know that you can protect them in a zombie attack. I just found that out.
KR: Who told you this sh*t?
AA: My GIRLFRIEND… Her roomate. (*addresses camera) Guys, if you’re out there, which I’m sure you are since this is like, a 90% guy watching show, if you want to get onto a date, if you wanna get on a date, and then you want to get onto her, what you do (*cracks up laughing)… well I said get onto a date and then realized that was weird. All you have to do is tell them that you know how to shoot shotguns-
KR: No
AA: No, no, no
KR (resigned): Keep going
AA: You are fluent in zombies. Right?
KR: (*giggles)
AA: Maybe you know some voodoo?
KR: Dude, who the f*ck are you dating?
AA: Ah… Normal women, hello? But I’m telling you, if you can help a woman survive a zombie attack they will totally date you.
It should be pointed out that both men are single. Alex *is* in a steady relationship, albeit with a woman who must believe George A. Romero makes documentaries. Kevin Rose, later in the same episode, offers to have sexual relations with a Nokia phone mockup.
