TechnoSexual: Conspiracy to Make You Buy More Crap

Just when I think there is some hope for geek culture to rise above the shallowness of lesser castes I come across a crapstorm of embedded video proportions:

Apparently, in this day and age all a dateless geek needs to do to woo the women is hook up their wireless routers… rrrrrrrriiiiiiiiggghhhhhttttt… and every spring break party is a camera away from a Girl’s Gone Wild set.

Like the term Metrosexual (*shudder) this is just another buzzword used by commercial interests to get us to buy more crap. Whereas metrosexuals are urged to buy hair goop and natty clothing geeks are beer-bombed more of the kool-aide they’ve always fallen for: smaller, shinier, better, more. It’s time to break the cycle of addiction. You are not the gadgets that you use. You are a PERSON first and foremost, a consumer demographic second, third, or perhaps even twenty-seventh.

Besides, the terms Gear-Whore or Electro-Slut are so much more accurate.

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