Heartbroken Robot Shirt
Valentine’s Day is coming and love is in the geekified air in the offices of Militant Geek! Monday through Thursday I’ll be bringing you the best Geek TShirts that say “I love you… and your brain.”
I really have no idea why artificial intelligence is so hard. As this shirt clearly demonstrates, all you have to do to make Johnny Five come alive is throw a ticker in its chest. Then it will fall in love with that shy, yet attractive girl who eventually leaves with the high school quarterback. At that point it will go into a homicidal rage because -get this- we have given it the capacity to feel but not the understanding to forgive. Which was, incidentally, the plot of Weekend at Bernies 7, I think. (I’ll have to get back to you on that.)
Forlorn robot by way of Threadless.com. For those with reproductive apparatuses of the outer variety this shirt costs $15. It’s $17 if its an innee.
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