Computing like Clockwork T-Shirt
Today on MilitantGeek I am pleased to present the prototype of the Al Gore environmentally friendly PC. No need to plug it in! Just turn the crank on the side and you have luxurious computing power for less than a minute! Email taking longer than that? Just turn again turn the crank again for a generous, yet fleeting, burst of temporary power.
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