Battlestar Galactica: Roslin ‘08 Tee
And now, in this hotly contested election year, I offer a ballad in support of a worthy candidate (sung to the tune of Gilligan’s Island):
Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this Kobol port
Aboard this old spaceship.The mate was a military man,
The president brave and sure.
The passengers set course that day
For a three hour tour, a three hour tour.The Cylons started getting rough,
The old ship was tossed,
If not for the courage of the fearless crew
Humanity would be lost, humanity would be lost.The ship set course for uncharted planet Earth
With “Starbuck” Thrace
Adama too,
Roslin and her staff,
those Boomers,
Dr. Baltar and Number Six,
Here in Battlestar’s berth.So this is the tale of the castaways,
They’re here for a long, long time,
They’ll have to make the best of things,
With frakkin Cylon slime.The President and the Commander too,
Will do their very best,
To make the others comfortable,
(Only after their Cylon test).So join us here each week my freinds,
It’s sure to be a while,
The space stranded castways,
on this modern Gilligan’s Isle.
Rosline ‘08 shirt available from Hijink’s Ensue Store. Prices start at $20.
