Fans of the ongoing science fiction staple Star Trek have long chafed under the corporate screws CBS has put into their series. However, via Boing Boing, comes proof that occasionally they do something right. Slapping a goatee on a face has long been a cultural reference for adding some ooga-booga to a person’s intent. Now you can wear a tee that reminds the world to never forget the evilness of groomed facial hair. It will cost $24.95.