So Prince Adam was going through a rough patch. All the changes he was going through, the relentless pressure of filling a cod piece, and endless amounts of sword play finally got to him. He was seeking answers as to why he just didn’t feel happy. Orko had some ideas.

After one raid too many on Teela’s closet he emerged as She-Man, Master of the Uni-Sex. Of course, Man-At-Arms had to quickly be given a restraining order and Moss Man has suddenly been abnormally shy (which is saying a lot for a guy who’s chief power is being a professional wall-flower). However, Adam has finally made peace with his true self. Now if we could just determine what constitutes beastiality for Beast-Man.

“She-Man” from Loiter Apparel and Accessories goes for $17 in a men’s tee. Props to Fashionably Geek for providing our Monday morning wakeup.