Sure, there are rockets and re-entry vehicles. But why employ expensive and potentially ozone harming projectile ways of reaching the moon when you could simply take the stairs? That seems to be the point of this new shirt from Threadless (non-affiliate link here or affiliate link here to help the site out). Guys or girls makes no difference – a cosmic shortcut emblazoned on a shirt will cost you $18. As Threadless only prints in limited runs (they don’t print per order) make sure you get yours while you can.