Speaking of Glennz Tees I’d be remiss if I didn’t point out this excellent peak at the jazzy ridden hell a geriatric Flash has to look forward to. Glennz shirts always have an enormous amount of wit about them and this one is no different. Available for a nickle shy of $20 its the perfect foil to the slew of muscle-bound, too perfect superhero fare.

Now to just figure out where to get jazzies with custom DC-superhero paint jobs to rock the retirement community…