As tumultuous as current economic times are I’m not sure I’m ready for the Imperial party, as this design from Zazzle T-shirts advertises. I mean, sure, the Death Star would be a planet-sized infrastructure project certain to create employment. And the quick way in which stormtroopers die means they would always be hiring, right? And I suppose decapitation by speeder bike accident is no worse an occupational hazard than cubical boredom, right? Hmmm… the more I think about an Imperial Party, the more I think I can support it. A vote for Palatine is a vote for jobs!

Hat tip to Fashionably Geek.