Now why would Rumplo go and put a mustache on everybody’s favorite Cybertronian symbol of what’s good and fair in this world? Well, maybe after the embarrassment of the the last Transformers movie the Autobots have had the good sense to join the witness protection program. I mean it sold well, sure. But that just means we’ll get another Mel Michael Bay insipid mess. In the second movie you have a robot humping Megan Fox’s leg. The climatic baddie had wrecking balls swinging between his legs. I can’t wait to see what additional tropes from a 12-year-old they’re able to mine for the third installment.
Oh well. At least this shirt is clever. And at $15 too its pretty affordable – unlike the childhood icons that now regulated to scorn.
Update: As was thoughtfully pointed out, it’s Michael Bay, not Mel. Guess I couldn’t even bring myself to utter the butcher’s true name.
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I think you meant “Michael Bay” not “Mel Bay”…. We publish music books and DVD. Michael Bay creates high brow art house movies.
True enough. I’ll update the story, although the thought of Michael Bay creating an art house movie makes a piece of my mind collapse inward onto itself.
It’s the only way to explain the visceral brain dump of his “movies”…
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