In this second shirt in our day of Back to the Future Tees we’ve got the simple math in how to time travel. Take one shower induced flux capacitor design, a subpar late 70’s sports car, and a magical 88 miles per hour and what do you have? Why the future… or maybe just a nice tee.
‘The Future’ is available from Snorgtees for $16.95. The shirts are printed on American Apparel - keep the smaller sizing in mind if you order.
Valentine’s Day is coming and love is in the geekified air in the offices of Militant Geek! Monday through Thursday I’ll be bringing you the best Geek TShirts that say “I love you… and your brain.”
As a famous movie priest once said “Lub, true Lub”. And that’s what your princess bride will be saying when she sees this wonderful mathematical take on modern romance. Of course, one side is significantly more complex than the other despite evaluating to the same amount. Could one side be female and the other male, per chance? Me thinketh so.
‘Infinite Love’ is computed at Nuda Tees starting at $12.
Ah binary… sweet, sweet binary. A base numbering system so simple yet so misunderstood. I fell in love with you in 0b11111001101 and after 0b1011 years of mathematical stoicism you’ve yet to wane. Sure, base ten is everyone’s first love and life on the web requires occasional flirtations with hexadecimal. I’ll admit, I also briefly thought that octet could make me happy, what with its its leggy “7’s” and curvaceous “6’s”. But I always come back to you binary. You are the 0b0000001 for me.
Binary, As Easy As 01, 10, 11 shirt available from Rejected Reality for $22.99. Props to FunnyTeeShirts for the find.
Are Seinfeld references a bit long in the tooth? Considering the ubiquity of syndicated sitcoms and the cleverness of this shirt from NoStarClothing.com I’d say no. Granted, these are the kind of simple parabolas that elementary math nerds pee in snowbanks. However, it’ll still intimidate the math n00b in your life. Its $12 on a brown background.
Other math tees for geeks as seen on MilitantGeek include the Mathlete athletic jersey.
In today’s Geek TShirt offering we have the Mathlete Jersey from FlippingSweetGear.com. It forces us to face a fundamental question inherent with geekdom: is this shirt clever because of the juxtaposition of something geeky on something athletic? Are harbingers of numerical dexterity athletes? And does pandering to a more sports related aesthetic mean that geeks will catch the eye of the opposite sex?
Meh. Maybe its just a fetching shirt at a decent price. Mathlete is $21.99 from FlippinSweetGear.
